Josi, 20, German. Currently living in Southampton, England.

poopflow:

nah mom I went to bed 4 hours ago I just woke up to go to the bathroom

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2 months ago

bagmilk:

"i think i have o.c.d. because i keep my room really clean"

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"they ran out of cake-pops at starbucks i’m so depressed"

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"i stayed up till like 3 am i swear i have insomnia"

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"ugh my parents are so bipolar"

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"i can never pay attention in class i think i have a.d.h.d"

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"omg i’m so retarded"

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2 months ago

mr-mononucleosis:

lunalovegouda:

The intro cards for Futurama have always been one of my favorite parts of the show because people always talk about the old Simpson’s couch gag but this is just pure gold… I mean-

It goes from everything from 

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and then they made fun of how much everyone reacted to the the infamous ‘dead dog episode’ that I cried about…

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And then one time when the show got canceled…

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and then when it came back..

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you’re missing my favorite one though

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2 months ago

c-a-bergamot:

spitefuloshawott:

sapient-wartortle:

uzuisafuckingpansage:

Telling people to die will not make your argument work

Live you piece of shit

Eat a balanced breakfast cis scum

Sleep at least 8 hours, white trash.

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2 months ago

tommypickles:

indicaxdreams:

So last night I was pretty high and thought lol ima draw a happy lil face in this banana cus why the fuck notimage

I CAME DOWNSTAIRS THIS MORNING AND NEARLY PISSED MYSELFimage

"kill me"

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2 months ago